This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I am reading a book about antigravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
[Editor's Comment: We want to thank the Rev. Dr. Ronald Q. Moore, of Easley, SC, for these puns.