A Man Goes to the Doctor
A man goes to the doctor and says, "I've got a big problem. No matter where I touch, it hurts. When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch my forehead, it hurts."
The doctor says, "I think I know what's wrong." "Really? What is it?" the man asks. "You've broken your finger," the doctor replies.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "I've got a big problem. No matter where I touch, it hurts. When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch my forehead, it hurts."
The doctor says, "I think I know what's wrong." "Really? What is it?" the man asks. "You've broken your finger," the doctor replies.