A wealthy woman was interviewing an applicant for a job on her household staff.
"Do you know how to serve company?" she asked.
"Yes ma'am, both ways," replied the young girl.
"And what do you mean by 'both ways'?"
"Why, so the will come back, and so they won't."
"Do you know how to serve company?" she asked.
"Yes ma'am, both ways," replied the young girl.
"And what do you mean by 'both ways'?"
"Why, so the will come back, and so they won't."