A wife goes to see the governor and pleads, "Can you get my husband out of the penitentiary?" "What's he in for?" the governor asks. "Stealin' a ham."
"That doesn't sound so bad. Is he a good man?" "Not really," Fannie admits. "He's a lazy worker and he's mean to me and the kids."
"Then why in blazes do you want a man like that out of prison?" "Cause we're out of ham."
"That doesn't sound so bad. Is he a good man?" "Not really," Fannie admits. "He's a lazy worker and he's mean to me and the kids."
"Then why in blazes do you want a man like that out of prison?" "Cause we're out of ham."