LIGHTEN UP WITH LAUGHTER

     I knew I was going to a poor area for my new Pastorate.  A church member invited me over to dinner.  We sat at the table and he said let us pray.  
     An hour later we were still praying and I asked him when are we gonna eat.  
     He said "what do you think we are praying for?"

[This joke and many others that you read in Hugh's News have been supplied by Glen Carter.]