Have you ever noticed signs in public places?
First One:
Dark Room
Keep door closed!
If it's left open all of the dark leaks out.
Second One:
Beware of the Dog
The Cat is not Trustworthy either.
Third One:
Do not use microwave and toaster oven at the same time.
It will throw earth out of orbit,
And we'll plummet us into the sun.
Thank you.
Fourth One:
Sorry, We are Closed
Due to
Short Staff
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(A second sign in response)
Hire Taller Staff
Cause
I need a Taco
First One:
Dark Room
Keep door closed!
If it's left open all of the dark leaks out.
Second One:
Beware of the Dog
The Cat is not Trustworthy either.
Third One:
Do not use microwave and toaster oven at the same time.
It will throw earth out of orbit,
And we'll plummet us into the sun.
Thank you.
Fourth One:
Sorry, We are Closed
Due to
Short Staff
---------------
(A second sign in response)
Hire Taller Staff
Cause
I need a Taco