An arctic explorer was going through the frozen wilderness one day when he came face to face with a polar bear.
Scared to death, he dropped to his knees and began to pray.
When the polar bear dropped to his knees and started to pray, too, the explorer exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
The polar bear said, "Please -- don't interrupt me while I'm saying grace!"
[Joke submitted by Sonja Beach in North Carolina.]
Scared to death, he dropped to his knees and began to pray.
When the polar bear dropped to his knees and started to pray, too, the explorer exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
The polar bear said, "Please -- don't interrupt me while I'm saying grace!"
[Joke submitted by Sonja Beach in North Carolina.]