One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,
"Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses
"Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters,
she shakes her head and says,
"I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood . . . "
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as
I see who's at the door.
TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US!!!!