lighten up with laughter

Cool Message by a Wife
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of
yours and he needs a lot of improvement."

Throwing Knives at Wife's Picture
Husband was throwing knives at his wife picture.
All the knives were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her "Hi, what are you doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."

Habit of Talking in Sleep
A lady to doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in
his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
Dr: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake."

Natural Disasters Just Happen
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate,
hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how
to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen.

Your Husband Needs Rest
Doctor: "Madam, your husband needs rest and peace,
so here are some sleeping pills."
Wife: "Doc, when should I give them to him?"
Doctor: "They are for you!"