Early one morning, a gentleman who works in a funeral home, woke up his wife, complaining of severe abdominal pains.
His wife rushed him to the emergency room, where he was given a series of tests to determine the source of his pain. The man decided not to have his wife call in sick for him until they found out what was wrong.
When the results came back, the nurse informed the couple that, true to their suspicions, the gentleman was suffering from a kidney stone. His wife turned to her husband and asked, "Would you like me to call the funeral home now?"
With an alarmed look, the nurse quickly said, "Ma'am, he's not that sick!"