Right before they reached the drop zone, the jumpmaster told the trooper to hook up to the static line. When the green light came on he jumped. After counting he looked up and his main parachute had not opened! He looked down to his reserve chute for the emergency handle. It was not there. As he was he was falling through the sky he said to himself, "I bet that truck won't be there either."
[This joke was given to us by retired Army Chaplain (COL) Rodney Callahan.]
[This joke was given to us by retired Army Chaplain (COL) Rodney Callahan.]