I'm sure everyone is familiar with the story of Daniel in the lions' den--you know, how Daniel propped his feet up on one of the big cats, rested his head against the other, then took out his Old Testament and began reading between the lions.
[Editor's comment: Thanks for Sonja Beach, who is from North Carolina for his good joke.]
[Editor's comment: Thanks for Sonja Beach, who is from North Carolina for his good joke.]