The Gourmet
A sign in the restaurant window read: "We can fix any dish you ask for. If we don't have it, you will be paid $200."
Thinking that was a pretty good deal, the man went in and sat down at a table. The waitress came over to take his order. He said, "I'll have roast elephant on rye bread; hold the mayo."
The waitress snapped her gum, stuck her pencil back in her hair, and walked into the kitchen. All of a sudden, the man heard screaming and yelling, pots and pans being thrown and dishes breaking.
The kitchen door slammed open as the owner came charging out. He put two one-hundred-dollars on the table and said, "I can't believe it. I've been in business here for ten years, and this is the first time I've run out of rye bread."
A sign in the restaurant window read: "We can fix any dish you ask for. If we don't have it, you will be paid $200."
Thinking that was a pretty good deal, the man went in and sat down at a table. The waitress came over to take his order. He said, "I'll have roast elephant on rye bread; hold the mayo."
The waitress snapped her gum, stuck her pencil back in her hair, and walked into the kitchen. All of a sudden, the man heard screaming and yelling, pots and pans being thrown and dishes breaking.
The kitchen door slammed open as the owner came charging out. He put two one-hundred-dollars on the table and said, "I can't believe it. I've been in business here for ten years, and this is the first time I've run out of rye bread."
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