Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is . . .
Teacher: No, Millie . . . Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right . . . "I am the ninth letter in the alphabet."
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Millie: I is . . .
Teacher: No, Millie . . . Always say, "I am."
Millie: All right . . . "I am the ninth letter in the alphabet."