Several men were in the locker room of a gym when a cell phone on a bench rang and a man answered and put it on speaker. Hello he said.
Everyone else in the room stopped to listen. Hi honey said the woman's voice on the other end...are you at the club? Yes said the man. I'm at the shops now, said the woman, and I found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $2000 and it is gorgeous! Is it ok if I buy it? Sure, he said, if you like it that much go ahead and buy it.
She squealed with excitement and said I've done something else. I stopped by the Lexus dealer earlier and the newest model had just arrived. How much said the man? It is $90,000 and I would look sooooo good driving around in my leather coat! she said. Well, he said, I want it with all the options and make sure they leave nothing out.
Oh darling, she exclaimed! One more thing. Our Broker Fernando called and that house we looked at has just come back on the market and the price is now $980,000. Well, the man said, make them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it, but if it is what you want, negotiate up to the full asking price and find out how soon we can close the deal.
Ooohhhhhh I love you sooooo much, said the woman, with much passion and enthusiasm. I'll see you at home later then. I love you! I love you, too, honey, he said.
The man ended the call. All the other men in the locker room were looking in astonishment, their mouths wide open, at the other man over what had just happened.
The man turned to the others, held up the phone, and said anybody know whose phone this is?
Everyone else in the room stopped to listen. Hi honey said the woman's voice on the other end...are you at the club? Yes said the man. I'm at the shops now, said the woman, and I found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $2000 and it is gorgeous! Is it ok if I buy it? Sure, he said, if you like it that much go ahead and buy it.
She squealed with excitement and said I've done something else. I stopped by the Lexus dealer earlier and the newest model had just arrived. How much said the man? It is $90,000 and I would look sooooo good driving around in my leather coat! she said. Well, he said, I want it with all the options and make sure they leave nothing out.
Oh darling, she exclaimed! One more thing. Our Broker Fernando called and that house we looked at has just come back on the market and the price is now $980,000. Well, the man said, make them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it, but if it is what you want, negotiate up to the full asking price and find out how soon we can close the deal.
Ooohhhhhh I love you sooooo much, said the woman, with much passion and enthusiasm. I'll see you at home later then. I love you! I love you, too, honey, he said.
The man ended the call. All the other men in the locker room were looking in astonishment, their mouths wide open, at the other man over what had just happened.
The man turned to the others, held up the phone, and said anybody know whose phone this is?