Joke One:
The pastor had just preached his farewell sermon and was greeting parishioners as they left the service.
One dear old lady shook his hand said "Oh, Pastor, we are really going to miss you. I know the next pastor will not be as good as you."
The pastor was pleased at her remarks, but she continued, saying "I have been at this church for forty years. We have had six pastors, and each one has been worse than the one before him."
[Editor's note: This joke was submitted by Gloria Rector Lusk.]
Joke Two:
A young pastor was helping an elderly lady up the stairs for a Sunday evening service.
On the way, she asked, "who is preaching tonight?" Being modest the pastor said "the same man who preached this morning"
The lady stopped and said "In that case, will you help me back down the stairs?"
[Editor's note: This joke was submitted by Ellen (Robertson) Sherar.]
Joke Three:
On a cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at
the village church.
The pastor said, "Well, I guess we won't have a service today."
The farmer replied:"Well, if even only one cow shows up at feeding time, I feed it."
After the farmer said he fed one cow, the preacher preached about an hour. Then the farmer said "If only one cow comes, I don't give him the whole load of hay.
[Editor's note: The Rev. Mr. Lawrence Johnson of Anderson, SC, submitted this classic joke.]
You know you can be published in Hugh's News by submitting your jokes. I will endeavor to print them in the order they are submitted.
I want to thank again Harrell Queen for the many jokes he has sent me for several years.]
The pastor had just preached his farewell sermon and was greeting parishioners as they left the service.
One dear old lady shook his hand said "Oh, Pastor, we are really going to miss you. I know the next pastor will not be as good as you."
The pastor was pleased at her remarks, but she continued, saying "I have been at this church for forty years. We have had six pastors, and each one has been worse than the one before him."
[Editor's note: This joke was submitted by Gloria Rector Lusk.]
Joke Two:
A young pastor was helping an elderly lady up the stairs for a Sunday evening service.
On the way, she asked, "who is preaching tonight?" Being modest the pastor said "the same man who preached this morning"
The lady stopped and said "In that case, will you help me back down the stairs?"
[Editor's note: This joke was submitted by Ellen (Robertson) Sherar.]
Joke Three:
On a cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at
the village church.
The pastor said, "Well, I guess we won't have a service today."
The farmer replied:"Well, if even only one cow shows up at feeding time, I feed it."
After the farmer said he fed one cow, the preacher preached about an hour. Then the farmer said "If only one cow comes, I don't give him the whole load of hay.
[Editor's note: The Rev. Mr. Lawrence Johnson of Anderson, SC, submitted this classic joke.]
You know you can be published in Hugh's News by submitting your jokes. I will endeavor to print them in the order they are submitted.
I want to thank again Harrell Queen for the many jokes he has sent me for several years.]