A redneck is being mugged in a big city and he fights like a wildcat, but eventually the three toughs overcome him.
Two hold him down while the third grabs his wallet and opens it. "Ten dollars??!!?
You fought like a madman for 15 minutes for a lousy ten bucks?"
"Oh no!" replied the redneck. "I thought you were going after the $500 in my shoe!"
Two hold him down while the third grabs his wallet and opens it. "Ten dollars??!!?
You fought like a madman for 15 minutes for a lousy ten bucks?"
"Oh no!" replied the redneck. "I thought you were going after the $500 in my shoe!"