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Lighten Up With Laughter

5/24/2016

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YOU  KNOW YOU ARE LIVING  IN  2016  when...
1.  You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2.  You haven't played solitaire with real cards in  years.
3.  You have a list of 15 phone  numbers to  reach your family of three.
4.  You e-mail the person  who works  at the desk next to you.
5.  Your reason for not staying  in touch with  friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 
6.  You pull up in your own driveway and use  your cell  phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7.  Every commercial on  television has a Web site at the bottom of the screen.
8.  Leaving  the house without your cell phone,which  you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, 
  is now  a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it! 
10.  You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.
11.  You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
12   You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13.  Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14.  You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15.  You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on  this list.
~~~~~~ AND  FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
NOW  you're LAUGHING at yourself! 
 
Blessed  are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!" 
  (Unknown  Author)

[Glen Carter is our major source of jokes for Hugh's News. However, everyone is invited to share jokes with the editor. Just make sure they are clean jokes and worthy of publication. I am the judge since I am the editor. I will protect my readers.]
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