Two neighbors were talking over their backyard fence one day. “I went to a wedding this weekend,” said one, “but I don’t think the marriage will last.”
“Why not?” asked the other. “Well, when the groom said, ‘I do,’ the bride said, ‘don’t use that tone of voice with me!’”
“Why not?” asked the other. “Well, when the groom said, ‘I do,’ the bride said, ‘don’t use that tone of voice with me!’”