It's a Dog's Life
A stray dog took up at a man's house. The dog stayed and stayed and stayed and stayed. Finally, the man told his wife he was going to get rid of the stray dog.
He coaxed the dog into the truck, took the dog a mile or so away, and put the dog out. As the man pulled into his driveway he saw the stray dog sitting on the porch with the man's wife.
I'll say I will fix that dog once and for all. The next day the dog was taken three miles away, put him out, and when the man returned home there was the dog with the man's wife, sitting on the porch.
Frustrated, the man declared he would get rid of that stray dog once and for all. He took the dog 20 miles away, put the dog out, and sped off.
Well, the man became lost. Finally he stopped and called his wife. Has that stray dog come back home? The wife answered and said the dog was on the porch with her.
The man asked his wife to put the dog on the telephone because he was lost and wanted to get back home.
A stray dog took up at a man's house. The dog stayed and stayed and stayed and stayed. Finally, the man told his wife he was going to get rid of the stray dog.
He coaxed the dog into the truck, took the dog a mile or so away, and put the dog out. As the man pulled into his driveway he saw the stray dog sitting on the porch with the man's wife.
I'll say I will fix that dog once and for all. The next day the dog was taken three miles away, put him out, and when the man returned home there was the dog with the man's wife, sitting on the porch.
Frustrated, the man declared he would get rid of that stray dog once and for all. He took the dog 20 miles away, put the dog out, and sped off.
Well, the man became lost. Finally he stopped and called his wife. Has that stray dog come back home? The wife answered and said the dog was on the porch with her.
The man asked his wife to put the dog on the telephone because he was lost and wanted to get back home.