A father says, "My daughter and I went to the mall. She said she wanted to take the stairs to the second level. I told her, 'I don't trust stairs; they're always up to something.'"
Another father says, "Yesterday, I came home from work and my son asked me how my day was. I said, 'A salesman called and tried to talk me into buying a casket, but it's the last thing I need.'"
Still another dad says, "I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist."
Father-to-be, to the other guys in the meeting: "Hey! My wife just called to tell me she's about to go into labor! I guess the baby finally ran out of womb."
Another father says, "Yesterday, I came home from work and my son asked me how my day was. I said, 'A salesman called and tried to talk me into buying a casket, but it's the last thing I need.'"
Still another dad says, "I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist."
Father-to-be, to the other guys in the meeting: "Hey! My wife just called to tell me she's about to go into labor! I guess the baby finally ran out of womb."