A man took his contact lenses out every night and stored them in a cup of water on his nightstand. One morning, he woke up to find the cup empty and the contact lenses missing.
"Honey," he said to his wife, "do you know what happened to my glass of water?"
"I woke up thirsty during the night and drank it," she said.
He exclaimed, "You swallowed my contact lenses!"
"Well," she said, "I wish I hadn't done that, but I guess that explains why my hindsight is now 20/20."
"Honey," he said to his wife, "do you know what happened to my glass of water?"
"I woke up thirsty during the night and drank it," she said.
He exclaimed, "You swallowed my contact lenses!"
"Well," she said, "I wish I hadn't done that, but I guess that explains why my hindsight is now 20/20."