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Lighten Up With Laughter

9/17/2016

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What to say at a funeral

     Three men were sitting together discussing what they want their family and friends to say when they are lying in their casket at their funerals.
     The first man says "I want them to say I was a great father and a great friend."
     The second man says "I want them to talk about how much I changed the world and left it a better place."
     The third man says "I just want them to say `Look!  He`s moving!"

Immature

    My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up.  Guess who`s not allowed in my tree house anymore?

Water
     ​Without water there would be no life on Earth because without water there could be no coffee.
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