There was a farmer who was a profound optimist. When his mule died he said, "It could be worse, my horse could have died." When his barn burned he said, "It could be worse, my house could have burned." One summer he hired a man to help him.do farm chores. A month later, he ran off with his wife. His friends wondered what he would say now. They went to his house. After they tried to console him he said. "It could be worse." Someone said, "What do you mean, 'it could be worse?'" He smiled and said, "Yes, it could be worse, she could come back."
[This joke was submitted to Hugh's News by the Rev. Dr. Rodney Otis Callahan who resides in Forsyth, Georgia.]
[This joke was submitted to Hugh's News by the Rev. Dr. Rodney Otis Callahan who resides in Forsyth, Georgia.]