Three pastors were sharing a room at the Minister's Convention. The first pastor said, "Let's confess our secret sins one to another. I'll start--my secret sin is I just love to gamble. When I go out of town, it's cha-ching cha-ching, let the machines ring."
The second pastor said, "My secret sin is that I'm just lazy. I copy all my sermons from those given by other pastors."
The third pastor said, "My secret sin is gossiping and, oh boy, I just can't wait to get out of this room!"
[This joke was provided by Glen Carter.]