A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $ 5,000.00, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00.”
The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why? Why would you spend $ 5,000.00 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00?”
The man said, A Man died here 2,000 years ago, He was buried here and three days later He rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
[This joke was sent to me by my first cousin, Howard Shropshire. He is Melvine's blood kin cousin, and my cousin by marriage. He and his wife Barbara reside in Richmond, VA. Howard's father was a first class tailor and made men's suits. He was also a minister of the Gospel. Melvine's mother, Frances Shropshire Stewart and Bill Shropshire were sister and brother. Howard has a twin brother, Hubert. We love this family.]
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $ 5,000.00, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00.”
The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why? Why would you spend $ 5,000.00 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00?”
The man said, A Man died here 2,000 years ago, He was buried here and three days later He rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance.”
[This joke was sent to me by my first cousin, Howard Shropshire. He is Melvine's blood kin cousin, and my cousin by marriage. He and his wife Barbara reside in Richmond, VA. Howard's father was a first class tailor and made men's suits. He was also a minister of the Gospel. Melvine's mother, Frances Shropshire Stewart and Bill Shropshire were sister and brother. Howard has a twin brother, Hubert. We love this family.]