Lighten Up with Laughter

     There is a deacon in a church not far from where we attend church who is noted for being oh so pious!
​     At every opportunity he speaks of his perfect attendance at church worship services, his gifts to the building fund, and his compassionate service to other members of the church.
​     Finally, the quietest woman in the congregation said, "I don't mind having angels in our church, but I do hate to hear them flap their wings."