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Lighten Up With Laughter

4/8/2016

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​     I've sure gotten old!  I have outlived
          my feet and my teeth  
     I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
          new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
     I'm half blind,
          can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
          take 40 different medications that
          make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
     Have bouts with dementia.
     Have poor circulation;
          hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
     Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
     Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
     I still have my driver's license.
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​     A minister told his congregation “Next week I plan to preach about  the sin of lying.  To help you understand my sermon,  I want you all to read  Mark 17.”
     The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon,  the minister asked for a show of hands.  He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.  Every hand went up.  The minister smiled and said “Mark only has 16 chapters.  I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”
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