When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Ah, there's more to come in latter editions of Hugh's News.
We want to thank the Rev. Dr. Ronald Q. Moore for these delightful puns. These are ones you and I can use.