Another kid asked him one day, "Don't you know a dime's worth more than a nickle?" Phil said, "Yup, but if I took a dime, grownups wouldn't keep making the offer!"
[This joke was furnished by Glen Carter. Lighten up with Laughter has become the most popular blog of Hugh's News. You can give credit to Dr. Lonnie Rex for insisting over and over again that I add this segment to Hugh's News. You guessed it: Lonnie was right and I was wrong.]