During the pastor's prayer on Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and after church asked, "Gary, whatever made you do such a thing?"
Gary answered soberly, "I asked God to teach me to whistle--and He just then did!"
[This joke is published in World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes, Compiled and Edited by Paul M. Miller, and published by Barbour Publishing, Inc.2003.]