The policeman gets out of his cruiser and walks up to the driver of the speeding car. "Why were you driving so fast?" he asks. "Sorry officer, I am late for work," the juggler answers. The policeman sees a bunch of knives on the car seat and asks, "What are those knives for?" "I am a juggler for a circus and those are what I use in my juggling act."
The policeman is skeptical and says, "Okay step out of the car and show me how you juggle with those." The juggler gets out of the car and begins to effortlessly juggle the knives-right there on the side of the road.
Just then another motorist drives by and witnesses the scene. The driver of this other car says to his wife, "Wow, I'm glad I quit drinking. Just look at what they are making them do now!"