A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out....A subjection person came along and said, "I feel for you down there.".....An objection person walked by and said, "It's logical that someone would fall down there."....A Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into pits."...A mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit...A news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit....An IRS agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit...A self-pitying person said, "You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit!"...A fire-and-brimstone preacher said, "You deserve your pit."....A Christian Scientist observed, "The pit is in your mind."...A psychologist noted, "Your mother and father are to blame for your being in that pit."....A self-esteem therapist said, "Believe in yourself and you can get out of that pit."...An optimist said, "things could be worse."...A pessimist claimed, "Things will get worse."
...Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.....and that is no laughing matter.