A rabbit was crossing the road and was run over by a car and flattened.
A lady behind this car witnessed the sad event. She stopped and went over to the rabbit. She began to spray it. The rabbit came back to life and ran to the edge of the woods. It turned around and began to wave.
The ladies' husband asked her what she sprayed on the rabbit. She showed him the can of hair spray. The label read, "Restores hair(hare) and gives permanent wave."
[Editor's Comment: I am grateful to Retired Army Chaplain (COL) Rodney Callahan, US ARMY, USA Ret. for this joke.]
A lady behind this car witnessed the sad event. She stopped and went over to the rabbit. She began to spray it. The rabbit came back to life and ran to the edge of the woods. It turned around and began to wave.
The ladies' husband asked her what she sprayed on the rabbit. She showed him the can of hair spray. The label read, "Restores hair(hare) and gives permanent wave."
[Editor's Comment: I am grateful to Retired Army Chaplain (COL) Rodney Callahan, US ARMY, USA Ret. for this joke.]