The young bride wanted to please her husband.
She fried him an egg and set it before him. He said, "I wanted a scrambled egg."
The next day she scrambled him an egg. He said, "I wanted a poached egg."
The next day she served him a fried, scrambled, and poached egg.
He said, "You fried the wrong egg."
[Editor's comment: I want to thank my longtime friend Rodney Callahan, a retired Army Chaplain (COL) Rudney Callahan, USA Ret., for sharing this joke.]
She fried him an egg and set it before him. He said, "I wanted a scrambled egg."
The next day she scrambled him an egg. He said, "I wanted a poached egg."
The next day she served him a fried, scrambled, and poached egg.
He said, "You fried the wrong egg."
[Editor's comment: I want to thank my longtime friend Rodney Callahan, a retired Army Chaplain (COL) Rudney Callahan, USA Ret., for sharing this joke.]