A Texan went to Niagara Falls in New York. When he arrived a New Yorker asked him, "I bet you are from Texas." He replied, "Yes. Why do you say that.?" He said, "You have on a cowboy hat, a big belt buckle, and cowboy boots." The Texan responded, "Yep, I am very proud of it!"
The New Yorker then commented, I have heard Texans say, "Everything is bigger and better in Texas!" He spoke arrogantly, "Yes, that's right!" The New Yorker asked him, "Do you have anything like the Niagara Falls in Texas?" Not to be outdone he quipped, "No, but I know a plumber in Dallas who can fix one!"
The New Yorker then commented, I have heard Texans say, "Everything is bigger and better in Texas!" He spoke arrogantly, "Yes, that's right!" The New Yorker asked him, "Do you have anything like the Niagara Falls in Texas?" Not to be outdone he quipped, "No, but I know a plumber in Dallas who can fix one!"