A man was marooned on a deserted island. After many years he was finally rescued. The day the rescuers appeared was one of the happiest days of the man's life. He was so excited to see them that he met them at the water's edge ready to be taken to the ship and returned to civilization. The rescuers reassured the man he was safe now but they had to get the others off the deserted island too.
The man exclaimed "There is nobody here but me." The rescuers were perplexed and insisted on an inspection of the island, not wanting to leave anyone behind and noting they could see three huts. The man explained "the hut in the middle of the island is where I live and the hut on the north side of the island is where I go to church."
What is the hut on the south side of the island asked the rescuers? "Oh, don't worry about that old place...that's where I used to go to church...."