Worms
A little boy was sent to a psychiatrist because he refused to eat.
"Now, Henry," said the doctor, "You can eat anything you'd like. What'll it be?"
"Worms," replied Henry.
"That's fine," said the doctor smugly, and he sent the nurse out for a plate of worms.
"I only want one," Henry said. The nurse removed all but one worm.
"You eat half," demanded the boy. The doctor cut the worm into two pieces and gagged one down.
The child burst into tears. "What's wrong now?" asked the psychiatrist.
Henry sobbed, "You ate my half!"
A little boy was sent to a psychiatrist because he refused to eat.
"Now, Henry," said the doctor, "You can eat anything you'd like. What'll it be?"
"Worms," replied Henry.
"That's fine," said the doctor smugly, and he sent the nurse out for a plate of worms.
"I only want one," Henry said. The nurse removed all but one worm.
"You eat half," demanded the boy. The doctor cut the worm into two pieces and gagged one down.
The child burst into tears. "What's wrong now?" asked the psychiatrist.
Henry sobbed, "You ate my half!"
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