A highway patrolman pulls alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing inside the car, he is astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel is knitting! He attempts to get her attention by turning his lights and siren on, but she doesn't even look up.
Realizing that his efforts are not working, the trooper rolls down his window, turns on his bullhorn, and yells, "PULL OVER!"
The woman yells back, "NO, IT'S A SCARF!"
[This joke was submitted by Sonja Beach of High Point, NC.]
Glancing inside the car, he is astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel is knitting! He attempts to get her attention by turning his lights and siren on, but she doesn't even look up.
Realizing that his efforts are not working, the trooper rolls down his window, turns on his bullhorn, and yells, "PULL OVER!"
The woman yells back, "NO, IT'S A SCARF!"
[This joke was submitted by Sonja Beach of High Point, NC.]