Never Argue with a Child
A little girl was talking with her teacher about whales.
The teacher said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being. Although whales are very large mammals their throats are very small to prevent such a thing ever happening.
The little girl declared with conviction that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human because it is physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah!"
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl quickly replied, "Then, you ask him!"
A little girl was talking with her teacher about whales.
The teacher said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being. Although whales are very large mammals their throats are very small to prevent such a thing ever happening.
The little girl declared with conviction that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human because it is physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah!"
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl quickly replied, "Then, you ask him!"