It was one of those teenage weddings.
When they got the part of the ceremony where the boy repeats after the minister, "With all my goods, I thee endow," the mother turned to the father and whispered, "There goes his bicycle."
When they got the part of the ceremony where the boy repeats after the minister, "With all my goods, I thee endow," the mother turned to the father and whispered, "There goes his bicycle."