Lighten Up With Laughter

Some more One-Liners I hope you will enjoy and use them as needed:

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
 
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Don' t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
 
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.    
 
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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.    
 
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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
 
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God loves everyone,
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'
 
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
 
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He who angers you, controls you!    
 
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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!    
 
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!    
 
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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.    
 
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The Will of God never takes you to where the
Grace of God will not protect you.    
 
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We don't change the message,
The message changes us. 
 
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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him/her.
 
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.   
 
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If this blessed you in a profound way today,   
Share it with a few friends to bless them! 
I'm confident that someone else will LOVE it too.    
  
REMEMBER: 
There is no greater treasure than a good friend!