When Johnny went to get his driver's license renewed, the local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of him finally got his license.
Johnny inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured Johnny: "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."
Johnny inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured Johnny: "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."