Subject: Tomorrow's Headline
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his yacht. The
Pope accepted and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat
off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet.
The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go
get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get
Then Trump climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to
the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the
yacht, casually handed the Pope his hat and continued with lunch.
The crew was speechless. The Secret Service team and the Pope's entourage
were all speechless.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover
Their banner headlines read:
TRUMP CAN'T SWIM !