The Sunday school teacher asked: "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating in your home?"
"No Sir," Johnny replied, "We don't have to pray, my Mom is a good cook!"
Another one: The visit of a grandmother
"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now, maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked.
"I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us," the little boy answered.