Do you know I never found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps?
Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same? Why are eggs packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to?
Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? Do you think I really have unanswered questions?
This actually was from a colleague, who got it from a friend, who repeated it from her brother's wife's friend's uncle's cousin's grandma's doctor who lived next door to an old class mate's mail man..now it is your turn to take it from me...I hope this explains things clearly for you!