Unanswered questions in everyday living . . .
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America . . .
Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in the United States . . .
Do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in our neighborhoods . . .
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in our cities and towns . . .
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in country . . .
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Have you ever wondered? . . .
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the Headline "Psychic Wins Lottery'"?
Why is . . .
"abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that . . .
Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America . . .
Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in the United States . . .
Do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in our neighborhoods . . .
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in our cities and towns . . .
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in country . . .
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Have you ever wondered? . . .
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why don't you ever see the Headline "Psychic Wins Lottery'"?
Why is . . .
"abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that . . .
Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?