Painting the Porch
A young lady, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a handy woman and started canvassing the neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?" The young lady quickly responded, "How about a hundred dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she needed was in the garage. A short time later, the young handy woman came to the door to collect her money.
"You can't be finished already," the man said. "Yes, I am," she replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats---no extra charge."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the hundred dollars and handed it to her.
"By the way," she added, "it's not a Porch--it's a Lexus."....YOU PAINTED MY CAR!!!!...
A young lady, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a handy woman and started canvassing the neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?" The young lady quickly responded, "How about a hundred dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she needed was in the garage. A short time later, the young handy woman came to the door to collect her money.
"You can't be finished already," the man said. "Yes, I am," she replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats---no extra charge."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the hundred dollars and handed it to her.
"By the way," she added, "it's not a Porch--it's a Lexus."....YOU PAINTED MY CAR!!!!...