Things To Ponder:
* How come wrong telephone numbers are never busy?
* Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
* Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
* Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
* Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
* Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
* Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
* Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
* Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
* How do you get off a non-stop flight?
* How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
* If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
* Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
* Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
[Submitted by Hugh Hoyle.]
* How come wrong telephone numbers are never busy?
* Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
* Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
* Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
* Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
* Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
* Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
* Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
* Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
* How do you get off a non-stop flight?
* How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
* If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
* Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
* Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
[Submitted by Hugh Hoyle.]