One of my all-time favorite jokes is one I have told at least 100 times.
Scientists are reporting that we are losing our song birds in the United States by the thousands. It is an epidemic never seen before. The doctors are all baffled.
Whenever a doctor or a scientist finds a cure for a disease the record reveals that the name of the cure is named for the doctor.
Since no one has discovered a cure, they have decided to give the name of these unusual disease to the birds.
They are calling the disease Chirpeze. But the tragedy is that there is no Tweet-ment for the disease.
Scientists are reporting that we are losing our song birds in the United States by the thousands. It is an epidemic never seen before. The doctors are all baffled.
Whenever a doctor or a scientist finds a cure for a disease the record reveals that the name of the cure is named for the doctor.
Since no one has discovered a cure, they have decided to give the name of these unusual disease to the birds.
They are calling the disease Chirpeze. But the tragedy is that there is no Tweet-ment for the disease.