Barber shop
A guy goes to the barber shop and climbs in to the barber chair.
"What'll it be today?" asks the barber. "How about cutting my hair shorter on the right side than the left, maybe some holes on top, leave it sticking out in spots and zigzag across the back."
"You know I can't cut your hair like that retorts the barber."
The guy says "Well, that's the way you left it last time."
A guy goes to the barber shop and climbs in to the barber chair.
"What'll it be today?" asks the barber. "How about cutting my hair shorter on the right side than the left, maybe some holes on top, leave it sticking out in spots and zigzag across the back."
"You know I can't cut your hair like that retorts the barber."
The guy says "Well, that's the way you left it last time."